Hard-to find information on a variety of subjects
Any accuracies found on this page should be immediately reported to me so that they can be uncorrected.
One French frank = un petit sausage sans merci.
Centimetre = device for inserting minute quantity of perfume into expensive bottle.
Airfield: place where farmers grow fresh air.
Hippodrome: where hippopotamus land and take off.
Palindrome: private airport owned by Michael Palin.
Debate: removal of worms from fishing hooks.
Masturbator: one who is very experienced in putting worms on fishing hooks.
Regrettable: flat surface on legs, from which one has consumed excessive food or drink.
Multiplication Table: workbench used in fertility clinic.
The only difference between Creation and Cremation is a single "m". Spooky, eh?
Allegations: the wriggly bits on the skin of crocodiles and similar creatures.
Fervent: The little hole under the tail of bears and rabbits.
Ant which is not home-grown
What hops for 20,000 leagues?
Nanosecond: (1) time for which you intended to look at the computer.
(2) time it takes SWMBO to realise that (1) has been exceeded.
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